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ALSO APPEARING IN PANTO SEASON IN SAUDI ARABIA
IN 'ALI BABA & THE FORTY ONE-HANDED THIEVES'.
Top laughter manufacturer from Manchester with the ability to work either super clean or more adult, depending on what the audience requires. A very versatile and accomplished performer, with twenty years experience on stage and DSS. Benefits a speciality. Austin also makes loose covers cheap, from any pattern or fabric (including asbestos or polyester). No job too small. Don't take our word for it, just look at what some of the top North West booking agents have said: |
“HE IS AN INTERNATIONAL COMEDIAN - HE IS OUT OF WORK
ALL OVER THE WORLD - IT IS STUPID STAYING LOCAL”.
Ahmed Ramjam Mahammed Mujahideen. Ashton Muslim Non-Working Mens Club.
“I'VE SEEN BETTER TURNS IN SALFORD EYE HOSPITAL”.
Bert Scroggins, Con. Sec. Fisons Fertilisers Football Club, Fiddlers
Ferry.
“HE'S AN ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY COMEDIAN
BECAUSE ALL HIS JOKES ARE RE-CYCLED.”
Tommy Grabnuckle, Biddulph & Dobcross Brit. Legion.
“THE NIGHT VARIETY
DIED, THEY HELD HIS ACT FOR QUESTIONING.”;
Warwick Hunt, Critic & Murderers Labourer, 25 Cromwell St. Gloucs.
“AUSTIN WENT DOWN AT
THIS CLUB LIKE A JOHN LESLIE KISSOGRAM.”
Chester Draws, Con. Sec. Titanic Survivors Assoc. Southampton.
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