"He's the funniest man on Earth. He's relentless. He's the T1000 of comedy. No matter how much you laugh, he keeps coming back with a better gag!"
Following on from last night's function I have to thank you, yet
again, not only for making your way across the country to the Stakis Hotel and making the
night extra special for my company, but also for the 390 local businessmen that witnessed
a night to remember. One of the main sponsors said he was absolutely delighted with the
feedback from his customers and that this event had certainly enhanced the business
relationship between our two companies, of which 95% goes down to the great performance
I have been booking acts for many years now , and I've got to say mate I think your show is absolutely superb. You worked your butt off! The best
We'd would like to thank Austin for such fantastic and hilarious evening. Over the years we have had many a stand-up act... But all the comments from the night say he is by far the best we’ve had.
It was a great evening, everybody I have spoken to thoroughly enjoyed themselves, so thank you for making us all laugh and helping to make it so successful.
Thanks again for your time last night. You helped make a great evening of entertainment. I had some excellent feedback and look forward to booking you for our next function in May.
It was a great weekend and you gave us all a great laugh, despatching the mob with smiles on their faces!
A memorable evening for everyone. The feedback regarding the event has been extremely positive and the guys thought your act was spot on.
Thank you for helping to make our night a memorable one at Anfield. I have had lots of compliments regarding your hilarious contribution and will definitely be in touch to
organise our next big event.
Austin, thank you so much for making our wedding reception a night to remember, everyone commented how funny you are and had a fantastic time. I think
Many thanks again. You were absolutely superb and so many people have come up telling me how good you were. You really made the night!!
I've arranged six sporting dinners over the past ten years and have used
Austin on four occasions and will use him again. Here's a man who knows how
to work an audience, get the most laughs per second that anyone I've ever
come across. If you book him, make sure you turn your mobile off and
definitely don't go to the toilet!
Probably the funniest speaker that we have ever engaged in recent years. Witty and spontaneous throughout. Just make sure that you do not leave your seat during his speech!
I so enjoyed your marvelous performance here.
Brilliant! Extremely funny and clean. An essential quality in mixed company.
Is he funny? I fear he is. Very. The audience out front are creasing
themselves, and so from my place in an obscure corner, to my amazement so am I. The
audacity, the cleverness, the garrulity, and yes, the wit is irresistible.
Thanks for the lovely job you did on Thursday. From the back of the room I could see a big wave of enjoyment washing
over the audience - loudest laughs coming from the ladies I think. I particularly enjoyed the regional dialect pieces.
Thanks again and hope to see you at future events.
Austin Knight has to be one of the funniest
and most original stand-ups in the country. Extremely articulate and instantly engaging,
Knight threw in material that this trade audience had clearly not heard before.
Just a brief note to thank you very much for your tremendous performance last night.
Everyone I have spoken to since has heaped praise upon you. You struck a fine balance,
with earthy humour, which was neither racist nor excessively offensive. I will certainly
recommend you to others, and I wish you every success.
performed at our club for the past ten years, and in all honesty he's saved the night on
more than one occasion when the speaker wasn't up to scratch. He has the ability to turn
any situation into a funny one and in my opinion is one of the best comics I've had the
pleasure to meet.
Austin is one of the best comedians we've ever had at our golf day. His range of
stories and jokes is second to none. I would have no hesitation in recommending him.
Austin has worked here with everyone from Jimmy Greaves to the Grumbleweeds and received a standing ovation every time.
Our clients have asked for Austin Knight for four consecutive years - they don't want any other comic!
Austin was our guest speaker at the Institute annual dinner, he did a brilliant job, was an excellent speaker
and very funny. He tailored his performance to suit the audience very well and we have had excellent feedback
The Norman Collier Golf Classic to raise funds for the Beechwood Cancer Care Centre was our
best ever. Good golf, great dinner, prizes for everyone and thousands of pounds raised. But undoubtedly
the star of the day was Austin Knight. Two years ago, he was very funny at our Sportsman's Evening, but
for this mixed audience his presentation was superb. The Lady Golfers thought his jokes and stories were
wonderful. Thank you Austin, I would be delighted to recommend you if required.
Austin, thank you for a splendid evening, I hope you enjoyed being with us as much as we enjoyed
listening to you. You are the best comic we have ever had, good luck in the future.
An excellent comedian who entertained our male dominated audience! Feedback from one of our customers was "the comedian for the evening was exceptional and kept us laughing for a long time after his act had finished!" You can't get much better feedback than that!
Many thanks for making our evening so much fun, we all had a great time and everyone has
been telling me how much they enjoyed your jokes. Some of the nicknames you gave people
have stuck, so the fun continues even now. You were very funny, and you interacted well
with the audience making it a more personal experience. Thanks for the laughs, Best Wishes.
Having seen Austin perform before, I knew he was perfect for our clients event - and nobody was left disappointed. The sheer variety and quick-fire delivery of his set is spot on, and his interaction with the audience is very well received. He is fantastic value for money, and I look forward to booking him for many more events in the future.
Just a quick note to say thank you again for another cheeky but thoroughly entertaining evening. Everything was perfect as usual,
you surely made the entertainment part of the evening worry free, with such a mix of guests your unique style of weighing up
the audience always seems to amaze us. You are a true star Austin, and a must for any occasion.
Just a quick note to say a sincere 'thank you' for the super show you
put on for us on Saturday evening: Everybody had a great
time - lots of compliments for the entertainment - so hopefully we will
see you again in the not too distant future.
Austin was fantastic fun, he absolutely charmed the audience at our annual dinner, especially the ladies. Our members gave him rave reviews both on the night and afterwards. I know that some of them will be booking him for their future events.
Thanks Austin - You did a great job of making our customers laugh - Thanks again,
you were a resounding success!
What can I say, what a fantastic
performance, everyone was rolling about with laughter. You were brilliant and everyone
enjoyed a great evening of entertainment.
Sincere thanks for your fantastic contribution to our 'Evening of Laughter'. Everyone that I have spoken to have said what a great evening they had, and found your hilarious stories highly entertaining.
With a lovely, wordy delivery and a gift for the melancholic, Knight put me in mind of the great Les Dawson at his very best. I have seen and enjoyed Knight before and the combination of some great self-deprecating material and that curmudgeonly face makes this performer one of the current crop of comedy favourites that I would willingly pay good money to see any time.
Austin made the dinner, with his fantastic delivery, the pace of his
jokes and his sheer presence. As I was on the top table I had a clear view
of people's reactions, and almost everyone was in tears from his humour. He
holds his audiences so well that they don't want his act to finish. What
astonished me, and quite a few others, was the way he went from joke to
joke, quite breathtaking !!
I have received loads of letters about the dinner and all of them said what
a fabulous comedian Austin was on the night.
We will certainly book him again, with the assurance that we will get a
wonderful evenings' entertainment.
I have seen all the top circuit comedians, however, none have ever made me laugh as much as Austin Knight. His brilliant mixture of wit, repartee, ad-libs and subtle humour had us all howling for his entire performance. The man is a comic genius.
Austin Knight entertained us superbly on our Charter Night, and his non-stop humour had us roaring with laughter throughout his brilliant repartee of topical and varied stories mixed in with quick one-liners, all delivered in his attractive walk-about style.
Thanks a million for Thursday. The evening has been hailed as a great success - a fantastic £3,500 raised - and that is largely down to you. I had dozens of phone calls on Friday morning, and every single person commented on you - all good comments too, I hasten to add! Many people have said that your act was without doubt the best they had ever seen, and I would definitely agree. So, thank you very much. You made a little, struggling West Country school very happy!
I thought it would be appropriate to advise you that I have received excellent reports from the Secretary of the Druids Heath Golf Club, where you recently appeared for us.
He confirms that it was one of the best evenings they have ever arranged and your contribution was a main factor of this success.
He stated that you would be most welcome to return at a future date and that a full house would be assured as a result of your superb performance last week. Many thanks!
I had to e-mail you and thank you for providing the entertainment at the VISION SHOWCASE event at Risley. You may remember that I was the Geordie lad whose accent you imitated brilliantly. You have to be the funniest bloke on God's earth. Keep up the good work.